Ok. I get it. I’m slow. A month or so ago I posted how I was moving to the East Coast from the West Coast of Florida and I showed pictures of my car full of crap and my old apartment yadda yadda yadda. …well guess what… I apparently have A LOT more crap than… Read More

Worst Sympathy Card EVER

Got a kick out of this “sympathy” card I found at Wal-Mart the other day… Lol.. cuz yeah THAT’S gonna make me feel better when something bad happens.

More paintings!

Just finished up a couple more paintings! Comish for my girl Hannah! Purple design with my first 100 percent original custom floral pattern! Absolutely no other inspiration other than my own behind this one!!! Close up in natural light. My gift to the happiest newlyweds I know Mr. and Mrs. Bruce and Erin Mason!!!!!!! Petal… Read More

The Fountain of Youth

“Ahhh youth, too bad it’s wasted on the young.”-My mother. This week, my family embarked on a journey to De Leon Springs. Ok, so it wasn’t much of a journey because it’s like an hour away from where we live, but whatever. Either way, my mom and sister got the great idea that a trip… Read More


I’m lying in bed at about 2 am last night absolutely unable to fall into a REM cycle. I’m in one of those half-asleep half-awake stages and I’m thinking realllllly deep. Really deep about heaven. I hope I won’t be visiting heaven anytime soon, but in that process, I came up with a few things… Read More

Tick Tock Baby

I think it’s about time I start introducing more of my family into this blog… because… well… I live among a very uh… fascinating… species of people. On the Fourth of July, I caught my brother-in-law doing this with my three-month-old baby niece Khloe-Bo. I have no idea why Khloe allows him to do this,… Read More

The Best Salad in Town

There is not a day that goes by that I don’t somewhat resent living in Titusville, but I will admit it does have it’s charm– especially in the salad department. There aren’t a ton of quality food establishments in Titusville, but there is one little gem known as “Kelsey’s” that I find myself visiting time… Read More

She Does This On Purpose

This is my dog. She is a jerk. She specifically lies wherever it is she thinks I might want to be. …but she’s kind of adorable at the same time.

The Cop-Out Guys LOVE To Use: The Broskie Bypass

It was 1 am and I was sitting in a booth at Denny’s eating a $4 Grand Slam (SCORE!), when a very interesting conversation arose between me and my “Greek” little brosef John Sexton. We have always discussed relationships. It’s just what we do. We’re very good friends and I value his opinion more than… Read More