Sky Mall: Why Shop Anywhere Else?

Ahhh. The memory of flying. Soaring high in the sky among the marshmallow clouds, sipping a diet coke and munching on Delta cookies. That’s the life right there, folks. That’s the life. But one thing’s missing here… that  one little thing that you just CAN’T help but miss while thousands of feet in the air?!?!? If you guessed SHOPPING, you are correct. But never fear, the airliners have provided us all with the glory that is the sky mall. Never again will you need to battle crowds at Hollister or Pottery Barn. Oh no, everything you will ever need you can find.. right on flight… at the sky mall.

So in case you have a few extra bucks, here are some *GREAT* finds I found and dog-earred to show you all. Happy shopping!

For all those cat-lovers out there… Do you hate the smell of kitty litter? Does your cat have impressive acrobatic skills while taking a dump? Do you have an obnoxious amount of time on your hands? Well then have I got the product for you… it’s the “Litter Kwitter!”

Why strain your neck when you can sleep like a dead person?

…Because I’m sure no one will guess that there’s a video camera in these sunglasses. Excuse me ma’am.. can you say that again, but look right in between my eyes? Stylish AND creepy.

I don’t even need to say anything about this… all I know is that I want one, and I want it now…

I more or less enjoyed the picture more than the actual product…

No wallet? No problem… and they say put your money where you’re mouth is… RUBBISH. With this belt-buckle card holder you can put your money where your… mmmmhhh hmmmm is…

…And my personal favorite…

In case you can’t read that… it says: “The world’s first hands-free home use laser hair therapy treatment to combar hair loss.”

I don’t know which is worse… being bald, or wearing this on a daily basis…

That tha-tha-that that that’s all folks!